Crazy Junk of the week! (v2.0): will be making a temporary home on the Tomas & Jeff comic!
January 26th - February 1st - Monkeyman - Broseph, you monkeys need to beat eachother with sticks. That there...that is a pasttime.
January 18th - January 25th - Unknown - Remember: Computers are like air conditioners...they don't work well when you open windows.
January 10th - January 17th - Ray - Sweet mother of fuck cakes!!
^2010^
December 7th - December 14th - Youtube: (Comments on Black Label Society - Born To Lose) guitarh3romaniac - y does zakk wear a kilt in guitar hero? cowwoc1234 - because he can kick the shit out of anyone who makes fun of him.
November 29th - December 6th - HylianGoombario - "The lesbian couple on our block gave me a rolex for my birthday. Don't get me wrong, it's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said 'I wanna watch'"
November 21st - November 28th - Monkeyman - 404 NOT FOUND!? BULLSHIT! Ray - (In response) WHUT!? MOTHER OF FUCK CAKES!
November 8th - November 15th - Monkeyman - Hey Jackson! How it's goin'?
November 1st - November 7th - Downtime
October 26th - October 31st - yahtzee - DOOM in a nutshell? Here be some demons, kill they ass.
October 9th - October 16th - Unknown - "Batman, I've devised an evil plan to take over Gotham City and the rest of the world, but I needed a partner. Because I am the Riddler I can't tell you who, but I can tell you the answer lies in a song from 1973." "Like, holy Midnight Tokers, Batman, it's The Joker!"
September 19th - September 26th - Unknown - It appears there are cat lovers who read these comics - hey, I like cats, especially on the BBQ, with a little garlic marinade...They ARE just like chicken.
September 11th - September 18th - debbylet1 - So he's the first President to use a teleprompter? Heck, our last Pres. couldn't even read from one.
September 5th - September 10th - 
- Hi, my name is Moe, but the ladies like to call me "Hey you behind the bushes".
August 26th - September 4th - crud - Thanks man, kicking butt is my middle name, which was actually quite difficult to get in the legal process.
August 18th - August 25th - 
- Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
July 31st - August 7th - Monkeyman - Why do I keep trying to capitalize "500"?
July 23rd-30th: rcw0388 - Farrah Fawcet died and went to heaven and God said i'll grant you one wish. Farrah thinks about it and then says
"I wish all the children of the world will be safe." So God killed Michael Jackson. hahaha
July 15th-22nd: Patonki - holy mother of fucking asshole bitch
July 8th - July 14th: Unknown - (referring to Danny Phantom) yo he was just 14 and his parents made a strange machine and HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED OR SOMETHING MAKING HIM...a shit.
June 30th - July 7th: 
says: Why buy a pair of scissors when you need a pair of the bloody things to open them?
"Fun fact - Monkeyman typically got a bigger kick out of dying in NES games than playing them."
Monkeyman - (PC Building) I started with an empty case, a can of Dr. Pepper & the words "Awww shit, here we go..." so I sat down and slapped the piece of garbage together.
Moving (Richard Pryor, 1989) "Woman: Excuse me, does your dog bite? Arlo Pear: Ma'am, that dog hasn't farted since March '78."
Monkeyman - Hey, ya know what a sure sign of being a redneck is? Getting all hyped up about a 16 horsepower riding mower with a 46 inch cut.
Jake (Bob Comix Co-Star) - The beer yes, 15 ounces of pain...
(Monkeyman's Brother) - When you try to find out how a microwave cooks things from the inside it's best not to use a can of hairspray.
Monkeyman - We got 2 dead PCs, a hopeless laptop and a shitload of hotcakes.
"Virginity: A horrible disease with the most awesome cure ever."
- I read Bob Comix and all I got was immunity from Diabetes!
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Unknown Youtube User - Beakman owns bitches to this day... All educational shows treat kids like total retards, back in the day, they had the right idea. A coked up scientist telling it how it is.
Beavis - But master, does not the fire need water too, does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking!?
Nonekason (Youtube) - I don't speak dog, but I think it's saying, "Hey, Stupid! Put down the camera and get me the hell outta here!"
Monkeyman - You hit the head on the nail, man!
Monkeyman - Hell has broken open and attacked me with radio-related tomfoolery.
George Carlin - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Monkeyman's Bro - (Picks up shovel) Check it out I got uhh, sssspatula!
dlbrushe - Larry King looks like a frog with suspenders.
Onic - When life gives you lemons...just shutup and eat the damn lemons!
[Freshmeat] - angelina jolie's collecting kids from other countries as if they were pokemon.
Denta - Saying hi at 2 a.m? My god, that's more retarded than waking someone up because he forgot his sleeping pills.
Serg - Ah women, they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Steelpengu - You ask me how I do it? It's simple: I'm a little bit of a genius and a whole lotta stupid.
Unknown - Old mother Hupboard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
Unknown - I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!!!
Guy1060 - Rap is to music like piss in snow is to snow cones.
ShadowLink - I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
boredlola - It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
TehBoss - RAP stands for Retards Attempting Poetry
Anonymous - If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Anonymous - A girl called me up and said, "come over, there's no one home." I went over. No one was home.
Erie-Von616 - Hey fuck that guy, I thought it was fuckin' gnarly!
Unknown - I liked FF7. I hate the fanbase. I hate the spin-offs. I hate it when you order fries and they're soggy. But most of all...I hate you. It looks like we're off to a good start.
GTA San Andreas Radio - Mommy said if I put this plastic bag over my head,all our problems will go away.
Serg - When there's school, people whine about having no free time, on March break, people whine about being bored...people like to whine.
damo566 - I was laying in bed,looking up at the sky and the stars,and I thought to myself...Where the heck did my ceiling go?!?!
halonarutoparadise - My dog ate my air freshener and every time he farts it smells like ocean breeze.
- I should get a girlfriend. If WALL-E and Chaplin did it, so can I. Just gotta pollute Earth a lot and walk funny.
Unknown - Anyhow, Anyway, Anyhoo, now thanks to the internet, there's Anypiss.
Monkeyman's Bro - (Stomps up the stairs)"Fuck you pilgrim"(hands Monkeyman a Dr. Pepper)
Monkeyman - MAY THE BISCUITS ROT IN HELL! AND MAY YOUR SAUSAGES GROW CHICKEN WINGS AND BEGONE FROM HERE!
"Monkeyman - I'm gonna get something to eat. Monkeyman's Bro - Well go then! And remember to flush!!"
Monkeyman - If I randomly yell HORSE DICK!!...That means I'm disgruntled.
Monkeyman - My tubetype radio is always heated to 98.6 F (normal human body temperature) despite the room's temperature. Weird eh?
History Channel - Locals say old stories tell us that Catfish were a sacred fish. Eddy - and THAT'S why we eat them!!
"Monkeyman's Bro - Know what'd be funny...if while you were taking a dump, you'd go like "Praise the lord!!"
"Monkeyman - There's an indian on my beef jerky bag. Monkeyman's Bro - I always knew they were tasty."
Monkeyman (angered at hateful reviews) - Kindly call yourself a cab & jump in front of it, thanks.
Charlie Murphy - That's some goodass cheese...nigga why didn't you tell me about this goodass cheese!? "slaps friend"
Unknown - Geezer wisdom, from a recliner instead of from a mountain top.
Monkeyman's Bro - Mannnn, if I had a sack of walnuts and a stick...I would beat the...SHIT outta those gorgon things from God of War 2.
^2009^